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Moe Factor

It was a good day today. Which means that, for Mischief, it was boring. Everyone else had different tasks to look over. They were pretty much done with their part, so now it was stuck tapping their foot.
Mischief Caprinae
Hrrrmm...
Drumming their lap, pacing around, making a beat with their stick. All of these were fun but not nearly enough to keep it entertained. He decided that, of course, if he was gonna make the most out of his day, annoying his friend about questions that don't nearly matter was the best option.
The best option that won't get them killed, at the very least. Kiya could tell something was already up. He was busy preparing lunch boxes for the rest of the bus, but Mischief's little antics has gotten his attention.
Kiya 替紋
...Oh, Wings. You're looking right at me.
Mischief Caprinae
I sure am.
Kiya 替紋
Aren't you supposed to be mopping? What's on your mind now?
Mischief Caprinae
Well! Did you not see me running around with my mop?! I did my job, now I'm gonna bother you!
The cleaning wasn't bad for someone who was pretty fast, Kiya notes. Before he can say anything else, Mischief grabs him by the shoulders.
Kiya 替紋
Whuh-?!
Mischief Caprinae
Which sinner is the cutest?
Kiya 替紋
....What???
Mischief Caprinae
Which. Sinner. Is. The. Cutest.
Mischief Caprinae
In terms of cutesy factor. When they do something that's not like them and you can't help but think "Oh that's a little adorable!" if you know what I mean!
Kiya 替紋
Let go of me! I can't think when you're shaking me around like this!
Mischief lets go, leaving Kiya slightly disoriented, but nonetheless starts rubbing his chin, as if in thought of how to answer. His friend copies the movement, not intentionally but thinking all the same.
Kiya 替紋
Well...Heathcliff is a little cute when he suddenly gets nervous.
Mischief Caprinae
Biased.
Kiya 替紋
Wha—I just said it was a little cute!
Mischief Caprinae
Well, he's out of the question 'cause you two are always together!
Kiya 替紋
You-! Gah, okay. How about Don Quixote? When she's all, you know...
The other nods. They both know what they mean - When Don Quixote switches to a more serious tone.
Mischief Caprinae
I do know, yes. I do. I do know.
Mischief Caprinae
Or how about Outis? When she rambles on about some topic no one cares about and turns out to be COMPLETELY wrong about what she said so she gets shy all of a sudden? You know?
Kiya 替紋
Hey, don't be mean to Outis. Some people do care about the things she says, you know!
Mischief Caprinae
Like who?
Kiya 替紋
...Meursault? I don't know.
The two of them talk and discuss, but little do they realize that neither of them were actually alone in the bus anymore. Some sinners, who have been watching this conversation go down, react respectively, but none speak up just yet.
Heathcliff REMEMBER
Should we, uh...Should we tell 'em?
Gregor UNGEZIEFER
Nah. Someone's already beat you to it. Let's just watch.
As many of their conversations go, Kiya and Mischief get so distracted that their talking slowly but surely spirals into a small argument. They still don't realize someone is already behind them.
Kiya 替紋
He is NOT cute!
Mischief Caprinae
How the hell would you know?! Have you forgotten that time he read out that email and included the emoticons?!
Mischief Caprinae
I'll tell you one thing though. Ryōshū?
Kiya 替紋
Not Ryōshū...
Mischief Caprinae
Yes, Ryōshū! Yes! She's the one who has that cutesy, sudden change of tone! When she has that expression of confusion, when she's blowing smoke hearts. You should see it for yourself, I swear—
Ryōshū 無我夢中 阿鼻叫喚 支離滅裂
Continue your statement, and I will S.Y.N.C.
Kiya 替紋
AH!
Mischief Caprinae
AHHHHH!!!!!!
And sure enough, with how much everyone else heard their banters, the two of them ended up running away, with the painter catching up to them not so far off.